Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday!?!

Sober me is punching air rn. Literally.

Go try something new. There's no Olympic sport for scrolling.

Next week is my first boxing class.

I've been super nervous about starting a new sport at 28 — only because I'm great at everything I do and I'm worried I'll be bad as a beginner.

Fuck that.

I hope I'm awful so that I strive for greatness.

There's a strange but confident feeling I will be the best.